parking karma

The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.

Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "

by sunbl00d August 21, 2011

paralyzed parking

-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.

Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"


Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"

by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009

Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter

Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!

by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010

Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.

Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.

by sno September 28, 2004

Discord Packing

Retards get in a discord server voice call and violate each other while screaming/loudmic.

Who are we discord packing today?

by submachineguns May 1, 2021

ballet parking

a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.

Guy 1: Where'd you park?

Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.

by gmoney5 January 11, 2010

packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

by Andy Linn May 5, 2006