happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

jessica patterson

Is the sh*t

In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t

by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016

jimmy anderson

Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.

if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers

by Itsoveiny October 5, 2017

duncan anderson

A duncan anderson is a scary, unknown creature. He loves to eat children, vaginas and napkins and sometimes he sticks a mitten up his asshole to penetrate his rectum. These creatures look like albinos with no clothes on. They do not have parents either. They are the lowlife scum of society and if you see one, you should shoot it with the biggest, most powerful weapon you can find.

Holy shit, its a fuckin' duncan anderson, get the nuke from my garage!

Where is my son!?? OH MY GOD that duncan anderson is eating it!

by santa claus is a jew May 10, 2018

Will Patterson

A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.

People in the 1930's hated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.

by MySocialStudiesClass599 May 28, 2019

ankita panderangi

A girl who’s to smart. Basically female jimmy Neutron. Loves pandas kiwis and axolotles.

ankita panderangi Very smurt

by Cmason56910 May 26, 2021

random tandom pandemonium

Another way to describe an interesting sexual experience, it usually occurs while under the influence of mass quantities of alcohol or other substances that my alter your judgement.

I should probably go get some EC so I dont end up with any suprises in a few months because of last nights random tandom pandemonium!

by limejuice January 11, 2009