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Palmer

Total godess. Bright, happy, sweet and loving. Number 10 on the hottie scale. Shes smart, funny, and can always make you smile. Has a nice rack. In a movie called just go with it.
Friend1: Oh my godess who is that?

Friend2: Oh, thats palmer!
by swaggaboy January 2, 2012
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Rosey Palms

Rosey: Pinkish Red
Palms: Inner portion of your hand
or
Rosey Palms: The imaginary girfriend of every guy whos only been serviced by himself
Rosey Palms is every guys girlfriend when they are single. She speaks perfect sign language, and shes a dirty slut that'll do anything you want her to.
by The BIG Nasty February 18, 2005
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Palm job

A masturbation technique where a woman inserts her fingers into her pussy and rubs vigorously rubs the clit with her palm
Rubbing hard on the clit known as palm job
by Majin27 March 12, 2014
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Shawn Palmer

Is the best fuck youve ever had and will rock your world for hours (sex god). Respectful yet Naughty. Also Very lovable but very tempermental dont make em angry
by sizzurp22 November 5, 2010
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poopy palm water

When someone takes a dump and goes to the sink and before they wash their hands they turn on the faucet and fill their palm with water and drink it.
"ewwww, Don just took a dump and drank from his hand before he washed it! He loves poopy palm water!"
by Wence January 1, 2009
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Mario Palm

The skin abrasion acquired when one chooses to partake in any of the Mario Party Games offered for N64 which require rapid friction between the joystick and the users palm; usually in a circular motion.

This can can also appear as a blister, and often painfully peels away over the following days.
"Woah, why is your hand all bandaged up?"

"Mario Palm. The Tug-O-War had me going bat shit crazy."
by cakeoh January 7, 2012
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Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.
1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.
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