the property of ones

StrongBads "bogus theory"
The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.

"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"

by Rane May 8, 2003

bubble popper

one who pops bubbles of hope just as you are about to reach something great

i was floating up to the sky in my bubble when BAM! rachel the bubble popper popped it

by bubbleofhope January 12, 2009

Push Popper

Someone who performs actions similar to that of a push-pop. They feel the need to insert their dick into anything that vaguely resembles a vagina, butthole, mouth, etc. Another form of a manwhore.

I never knew Ryan was such a push popper

by Ryan Nelzin September 25, 2011

Christopher Popper

the popper himself

christopher popper my beloved

by ImaginarySapphire April 6, 2021

puttin it down proper

getting dicked down right, getting fucked silly

damn last night my new boyfriend was puttin it down proper!

by THAT SAVAGE ASS STREET BITCH February 5, 2012

proppershopper

A female that drags unwilling participants around a maze of shops which sells various miniature garments at ridiculous prices. She will walk slowly picking up what she perceives to be a “bargain” and occasionally purrs to herself. The time spent in one shop varies from female to female but can be anywhere between 30 minutes and 6 days without food or water. The male of the species only known as man will at some point asked to be relieved of his duty as bag handler so that he may rest and feed. A beating will then ensue. Eventually the women will exchange paper or sometimes a rectangular plastic card for the material she desires and they will leave for their nest, where the female will decide that her purchases were unsuitable.

The women went shopping with her male companion on Oxford Street, London. They were both holding hands. Unfortunately, after 2 years in a descent relationship with her he had not realised that she was a “proppershopper”. Days later his carcass was found bloodied and mutilated floating off the coast of Africa. All wounds appeared to be self inflicted.

by Mikeyjah June 24, 2006

lock popper

Someone who frequently bangs chicks that were once thought to be unfuckable.

You, you're never gonna get laid. But this guy...he's a master lock popper!

by The Jester July 9, 2006