Apple (product)

Overpriced shits that treats you like a terrible person. Every update, they didn’t even change anything. Worst of all, the battery probably end faster than the relationship between you and anyone else. But hey, at least the OS isn’t that bad isn’t it?

Yeah ask the memes.

P1: “Omg you heard that guy’s getting an Apple (product)?”
P2: “That thing is BS LOL”

by lightblueToast June 28, 2020

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Human Hole Products

A term used for what comes out of a person's orfices.

I left quite a bit of my human hole products in the toilet.

by Human Hole Products September 6, 2005

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Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

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production

A picture

I saw you in my mate's production

by maroofh March 14, 2009

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productshizzle

A negro expression for "production", product(ion) + izzle popularized in '04 by the Ciara/Missy Elliott hit "1, 2 Step"

This is a Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

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Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

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