procrastinator

A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.

Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?

by "Tech" Zachary January 28, 2023

Procrastinator

Procrastinatior

It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks

It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)

Darwin is such a Procrastinator

by Delfino is funny October 26, 2020

Constructive Procrastination

To decide by yourself, or with another person, to procrastinate.

Bryan and I displayed the perfect example of constructive procrastination. We both decided to not do the homework until later.

by Karen2994 October 20, 2010

Procrastination

Watching YouTube for hours on end until at 12 am where you realize that there is homework due the next day but says "fuck it" and rushes to do it 3 minutes before class starts.

How to live a very jacked up life, keep on procrastinating

Hence procrastination

by Averymatthewbesson November 20, 2017

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!

Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.

by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016

pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016