penasia

A Louis C.K. definition of cock that doesn't exist, but should.

Mark knew that Rick was a fan of the cock, but had no idea until Ricks lips closed around his shaft just the kind of savant of sucking penasia that Rick was.

by fawkstrot August 10, 2009

peasant fauxtography

Dreadful, over and under exposed, out of focus, badly lit and composed photos that the perpetrator thinks are excellent.

Peasant fauxtographer: Wow! My photos are just so good I should be a pro.

gutterminky: Is that pro as in prostitute?
Perhaps you should think about another career, like suicide, rather than producing peasant fauxtography which is utter garbage and shameful.

by gutterminky June 1, 2014

pedast

A man who engages in pedastry

Michael Jackson was the god of pedasts

The Vatican should try highering at least a couple of priests who are not pedasts

Pedasts should be crucified after having their balls chopped off

by Cthulhu the tentacle rapist October 9, 2016

Peasant

A peasant is a term used for someone who is annoying, dumb or not as swagalicious as yourself. Peasant can be used as an odd affectionate term for you close ones HOWEVER it can also be perceived as an insult, so use wisely.

Can be shortened to "pes" for extra emphasis.

*Juniors are walking slowly in front of you*
"UGH these juniors are such PEASANTS"

by sheveges_beasts_4EVA April 28, 2019

whirrled peas

1.)to throw a pea across the room
2.)To end all wars on earth

I whirrled peas at my darling sister

Before Bush took office, we almost had whirrled peas

by BeerFish December 14, 2008

Team Pegasus

1. A group of men who only go after girls with crazy parents
2. Men attracted to girls with crazy or strange parents

I was balls deep in this chick until her parents showed up with a shotgun, now I'm on Team Pegasus

by Corbo and G-Baby May 8, 2011

Evil Pegasus

Attaching a dildo to ones head and pounding ones anus-hole then fly of gracefully in the distance.

I walked in on my grandpa giving Aunt Jane an Evil Pegasus. Then grandpa just flew away...

by Tasty Orange Popsicle September 19, 2013