Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all females are relentlessly attracted to a man, particularly of the Kauffman household that the power originated from.

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 07, 2023

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 07, 2023

Pat the Shroomish

Patting the most adorable Pokemon ever, Shroomish.

I pat the Shroomish almost everyday.

by I Love Shroomish June 14, 2023

Pat Lipinski

Honestly the hottest man on earth, he’s in love with a boy named wilba who is a veteran pornstar.

Pat Lipinski threw me on the table whilst we watched Nicky daicos kick a bag

by veteran.wilba April 17, 2022

Nanny Pat

Nanny pat is such a gem she’s so fab. RIP

TOWIE VIBES

Mark wright: having you spoke to Nanny Pat recently Jess?

Jess: yes I have

by Nannypatxo1 November 08, 2019

Nanny Pat

Nanny pat is such a gem she’s so fab. RIP

TOWIE VIBES

Mark wright: having you spoke to Nanny Pat recently Jess?

Jess: yes I have

by Nannypatxo1 November 08, 2019

pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009