Packer's Tax

Whoever packs the bowl gets the first hit.

I'm getting the green this time. Packer's tax, get over it.

by idontevencarewhatmynameis July 30, 2017

elephant packer

Elephant packer is the action if the male during sexual activity. Only after the male cums inside the woman and continue his actions has completed the Elephant packer

Johnny is am Elephant packer! He wouldn't stop!

by Elephant packer April 01, 2016

Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 06, 2015

Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.

"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."

by emopm January 17, 2012

packers suck

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Teacher: Class today i will be showing you how the packers suck
Children: YAY GO VIKINGS
Packers fan:BOOO go pack go
Shotgun: BANG BANG

by Cassual_gamer September 29, 2020

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 09, 2019

Ceezy Packer

Ceezy is one of the greatest "Discord Packers" he's also on the "Top 5 Unhoeable Packers List". He once owned a clan named "Eezy" it was very big and was everyone's dream clan. He owns a YouTube channel named "Ceezy Lol" where he posts his highlights.

"Who will be the next Ceezy Packer?"

by ImKindaFire January 12, 2021