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A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.
Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”
by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023
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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
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wacker packer

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.
by MC² August 29, 2020
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Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.
"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."
by emopm January 28, 2012
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volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.
"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."
by The_DonTron October 22, 2013
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African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.
Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.
by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016
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deuche packer

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.
by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009
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