Cincinnati Oyster Bib

The act of wearing a bib while pissing into your own mouth, in mouth situations not swallowing it until your mouth is full or you run out of piss.

"Why are you wearing a bib and pissing into your mouth?"
"Dude it's the Cincinnati Oyster Bib!"
"That doesn't explain the piss."
"Yes it does."

by Been-gals April 14, 2010

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oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar October 1, 2015

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Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.

My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.

by Galerion June 9, 2018

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Lian yu Oysters

Human testicles, served with a light dash of salt.

Kyle - I live on an island in the north China sea called Lian yu, its mandarin for purgatory. It's basically a living hell where I have learned how to survive by doing whatever necessary.
Normal Person - isn't that where Lian yu Oysters are made?

by Chaz Stones March 22, 2020

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom December 30, 2015

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