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an obvious owen

A person who states the obvious.

As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)
Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.

Neville: You're such an obvious owen
by Wake_n_baker97 May 19, 2016
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boy owen

boy owen

The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.
by boy owen November 3, 2019
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Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.
Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."
by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021
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Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)
Man owen esser pulls all the ladies
by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022
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Owen Wilson

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!
“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.
by Tomola December 5, 2018
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owen line

He is someone who promises the world but fails to deliver. He doesn’t open up to everyone, it takes someone special. He will treat that girl and make her feel loved until he thinks he could do better. He will cheat if he has to as he can only cope with the easy options. He comes across as charming, funny and hardworking but when you see his true colours you’ll be shocked by the anger and unresolved issues he has. But you’ll be free from this. Owen line needs a girl who will be just like his mum, someone who cooks everyday, cleans, sorts his bills and doesn’t need a thank you. If you fall for an Owen Line just remember he’ll always replace you like his car.
Avoid an Owen Line at all costs
by —truthhurtsbitch May 3, 2022
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owen hart

Owen James Hart (May 14 1965-May 23, 1999)

Youngest child of the legendary Hart wrestling family of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, which also produced Bret "Hitman" Hart one of the WWE's most celebrated champions.

Owen wrestled and tolied in mid-card matches for years before finally gaining main event status in the mid-to late 90's.

In possibly the worst decision he ever made, Owen followed the direction of his boss, Vince McMahon to be lowered to the ring during his entrance on May 23, 1999 in the Kemper Arena in Kansas City.

And in the worst tradegy ever in wrestling history Hart fell 90 feet from the ceiling to the ring below, snapping his neck on a turnbuckle.

Whether Hart prematurely released the harness holding him or it malfunctioned has never been revealed.
Owen Hart died while working for the WWF on May 23, 19999.
by Winston JOrdan July 11, 2004
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