one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 12, 2017

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap March 07, 2016

One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 18, 2019

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 13, 2005