the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

by virgwith December 24, 2013

one eyed pirate

The one eyed pirate should be a selfish act. Get her from behind, and as you are gettin 'er done, reach around the back of your head with the right hand, covering the left eye (or vice-versa if you are a southpaw). A parrot on the shoulder is optional. Saying "Aaargh!" or "Shiver me timbers!" is not.

Aye! Polly! Check out this one eyed pirate!

by Dirty Steve March 17, 2007

one eyed pirate

what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate

man i gave cassie the oned eyed pirate

by Kimosawby December 7, 2004

One eyed angry pirate

A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate

Can I give you a one eyed angry pirate?

by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019

One Eyed Pirate

Cum in her eye, quickly followed by a jab to the stomach. Forcing her to say "ARGH".

After having sex last night i gave her an One Eyed Pirate.

by Pete West August 9, 2003

one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014

One-eyed

The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.

somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.

by Harry J. Hahr January 12, 2018