Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

Slacked

A act where you promise to wear protection but don’t anyway

“You just got slacked”
“Oh my god you hear what happened to Jenny she got slacked”

by KingDova March 18, 2024

Slack-a-lack

The art of initiating a Slack conversation with a co-worker, typically based off of a previous conversation with a different co-worker.

I was looking for information on that project, but thankfully Sam Slack-a-lacked it to me.

by FRPJason June 11, 2019

Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.

I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.

by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025