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Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
by FishCock1334193 January 20, 2020
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Granny Hole

1st year, particularly on a semi truck. "Granny hole", of course, referring to the tendency for a granny to drive slowly. Made popular by the film Larger Than Life.
"I can't make it over this hill! My truck has no power!"
"Put 'er in the Granny Hole!"
"What?"
Granny Hole's first gear bird brain"
by JediMasterCobra April 30, 2020
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Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts
Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class
by vitesse04 June 27, 2018
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Granny Fondler

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!
by DedMonkey December 20, 2010
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Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato
That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato
by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021
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Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
by blondelover69 July 5, 2022
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Granny economics

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.
Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.
by Granny economics July 19, 2014
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