Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.
Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.
by Adub408 July 13, 2023
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Doggy mission

A sexual position used in a group sex setting where one person is penetrated from behind in traditional doggy style while they penetrate a 3rd person in a missionary position most commonly done in a FFM threesome
I'm trying to talk my wife Heather into a threesome I wonder if she would go for it if I make an urban dictionary post and mention her in it 😂 so what do you say baby wanna try doggy mission with me 😂
by Big Daddy 1987 March 8, 2024
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Mission Peaking

Twerkin' whilst hiking up Mission Peak in Freakmont California. A tried and true way to help close all activity rings on the Apple Watch.
Tha to Miki: "Damn Gurl! Look at Cef Mission Peaking up there on the side of the hill!"
Cef: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Look at me! Twerk! Twerk! Twerk! Where's my Happy Lemon H5???"
Miki: "I like turtles."
Kim: "WTF"
by Kibbles 'n Bits February 21, 2019
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Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist
Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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Mission

The equivalent of a ghetto in America. A mission is a word Indigenous people use to describe someone's style or a somewhere of low economical standards nowadays. Missions originally was an area where European convicts or settlers as you will, forcefully relocated Aboriginal people from the Stolen Generation too all over Australia, separating them from their tribes and loved ones. Now it is used as slang by us mob on the same way as the word ghetto is in the media.
"That poxy dog is so mission"
"On the holidays I'm going mission to see my grandmother"

"Propa mission jalbu that one"

"Them shoes look mission"
by Guugu Yimithirr Jalbu December 4, 2022
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Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong
by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023
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