Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

Shelf

The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.

“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”

by Imadethisbc October 27, 2022

snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.

Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!

by psnack October 6, 2013

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.

“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”

by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019

Shelf

A unit of a man, very solid individual.

Oi gdem, Dave is built like a shelf.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020