Summer Edwards

Someone who exaggerates everything and thinks they are as good as Shane Dawson. Pretends to be a physcopath for attention - doesn’t work, then cries about it. Has an obsession with bright eye makeup and pretending to hate lessons. Always tired but never sleeps. And that’s a summer Edwards.
Oh look, it’s summer Edwards, I bet she is here to moan
by anonymous173919378291 June 05, 2019
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Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.
by StrictBiz April 10, 2013
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summer help

A shitty worker. Only works during the busy season.
Me: Brian doesn't seem to get much done and what he does get done is wrong.

Other person: Yeah he's summer help.
by Slowandlow55 February 22, 2017
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summer wise

An annoying pain in my ass. Kind of like a puppy that you don't really want but is to adorable to get rid of.
Summer Wise is such a pain in my ass, but she's MY pain in the ass.
by KesslerMcJewNose April 19, 2017
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Summer Snow

A substance produced by cottonwood trees. Summer snow specifically refers to the cotton pods that drift through the air, mimicking snowfall.
"I love all of the summer snow in the air; it makes my allergies act up, though."
by Midget Minion Mayhem June 10, 2018
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Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
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Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed
Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer
by Trou god April 27, 2021
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