only in ohio
by Matter-Bit March 23, 2023
Get the Only In Ohiomug. Pronounced 'Green - witch', not 'Grinich'
A small village located in Huron County. Like Norwalk, Ohio, Greenwich is usually referenced from Cedar Point, which is approximately 45 minutes away.
There is only one high school and one joint elementary/jr. high school in the limits. Some of the biggest events that take place at the high school are usually the Friday night varsity football and basketball games and the musical plays that are put on from the high school choir.
One notorious business in Greenwich is the car wash - not for its all-sudsy-suds fun but for the relatively cheap priced Monsters in the vending machines that can be easily accessed any time of the day, thus making it an ideal spot to hit up for late night gaming or cramming of homework.
There is a park with a small reservoir. Located in the premises of the park is a basketball court, which one year was transformed into a skating rink...*facepalm*
There's literally not that much to do there. To get any form of entertainment, you would have to drive to one of the neighboring towns, unless you get an adrenaline rush from shopping at the oh-so-exciting local Dollar General store.
A small village located in Huron County. Like Norwalk, Ohio, Greenwich is usually referenced from Cedar Point, which is approximately 45 minutes away.
There is only one high school and one joint elementary/jr. high school in the limits. Some of the biggest events that take place at the high school are usually the Friday night varsity football and basketball games and the musical plays that are put on from the high school choir.
One notorious business in Greenwich is the car wash - not for its all-sudsy-suds fun but for the relatively cheap priced Monsters in the vending machines that can be easily accessed any time of the day, thus making it an ideal spot to hit up for late night gaming or cramming of homework.
There is a park with a small reservoir. Located in the premises of the park is a basketball court, which one year was transformed into a skating rink...*facepalm*
There's literally not that much to do there. To get any form of entertainment, you would have to drive to one of the neighboring towns, unless you get an adrenaline rush from shopping at the oh-so-exciting local Dollar General store.
Person #1 -"Hey! Where are you from?"
Person #2 - "Austin, Texas. What about you?"
Person #1 - "Greenwich, Ohio."
Person #2 - "Oh...I heard that place was a sh*t hole from the Urban Dictionary example."
Person #2 - "Austin, Texas. What about you?"
Person #1 - "Greenwich, Ohio."
Person #2 - "Oh...I heard that place was a sh*t hole from the Urban Dictionary example."
by Lyrics_Aside December 17, 2011
Get the Greenwich, Ohiomug. A dying town in Northwest Ohio east of Bowling Green and South of Toledo. It lies on the banks of the North and South Branches of the Portage River, where they merge near downtown, and, after the winter months, epically flood. It's main highways are State Route 105, Water Street (which turns into North River Road), and Bierley Avenue (which turns into Pemberville Road). The cops here are total douches, and park right inside of town to catch speeders (this includes those of you who go 5 MPH over the speed limit), and park outside of the Legion Hall to target people for DUI or Public Drunkenness, even though they are either walking or live a half-mile away. They even pull you over outside of city limits, and also charge single people with domestic violence. There is a tomato factory on the south side of town called Hirzel's Canning. It was next to the Modine Plant, which just recently closed, and moved out of town. There used to be a TRUE bar in downtown, but the landlord was a dunce and made the owners pay rent for more than what the building was worth. The town has a few restaraunts, however, such as Front Street Cafe and Janelle's.
I live in Pemberville, Ohio! The cops need to get a life, the town floods every spring, and my old house is in Lake Erie! We're losing jobs! Where's our stimulus money? We're going to turn into Detroit sooner or later!
by nubflluo November 14, 2011
Get the Pemberville, Ohiomug. A small city with a shit load of young rich drug heads selling catnip as weed to dumb football players and going to cincy to get real weed
Person 1: wanna kick it in mason, ohio tonight
Person 2: fuck naw that place is lame as hell lets go to the middie
Person 2: fuck naw that place is lame as hell lets go to the middie
by reddog3ch April 30, 2009
Get the mason, ohiomug. an alright city 60 miles south of Cleveland. Home of the Football Hall Of Fame and the past home of motown greats The Ojays. Has a large population, but also has a large amount of drugs and crime. Prostitution is prominent on Fulton Rd between East Tuscarawas St. and 14th St. N.W. Has alot of wannabe rappers aka the dope dealers who are doing it big and need a clever facade. Cantons Finest aka Canton Police Department has become the gestapo with their "Gang Task Force". They bust those of us just looking to have a good time in our front yards. You know smoke a little green and sip on some drink. Do something useful guys and arrest some of these skanky hoes trying to walk up to my car in broad daylight.
by Miss Brady September 22, 2006
Get the canton, ohiomug. Toledo, Ohio or as we call it "the armpit of the United States" cause it stinks like shit here.
Its really a great town if you wanna become fat, die of 2nd hand smoke, or be homeless because there are no jobs.
Its really a great town if you wanna become fat, die of 2nd hand smoke, or be homeless because there are no jobs.
by tnt419 November 17, 2004
Get the Toledo, Ohiomug. A city in southern Ohio, with a Chick-fil-A on every corner and too many religious billboards to count.
by Caleb F. Bear January 5, 2014
Get the Mason, Ohiomug.