Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023

kirked

someone has died from getting shot in the neck, and there was no going back they're gone. they got kirked.

"Did you see how Dejon died?!"

"Yes brooo he got kirked"

by vyliewillneverlie September 13, 2025

Kirked

When someone gets shot across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirked

Its like getting merked, only it's for loudmouth nationally recognized bigots who didn't learn to shut the fuck up or dodge fast enough.

Anytime a bigot gets shot for the things that he says.. it shall be henceforth referred to as being "Kirked."

You're welcome!

by FAFOGator September 11, 2025

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022

kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021

Kirk

"neck", Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

Named after Charlie Kirk, who was famously shot in the neck

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025