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Norwegian Sledgehammer

when getting to a climax during anal sex, the male pulls outs and runs directly towards the female's face. He then proceeds to jump in the air, do a 360, and smash his partner's cheek with his dick so hard that her face craters into the mattress, hence the term "sledgehammer". The male also ejaculates during the sin so it gives an extra sloppiness to the hit. Enjoyable for both participants.
Guy 1: Bro she was so bored with me until I gave her the Norwegian Sledgehammer. We're getting married in August.
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!

Norwegian Nosejob 

Water poured directly up your nose
Bro this guy gave me a Norwegian nosejob
Norwegian Nosejob by Xanessa August 28, 2020

Norwegian Slap 

Gently putting a viking hat, and then slapping them hard with a salmon on each buttcheek, while screaming OOoooodiiinnn is with us! Commonly done with a friend
I gave that sweet with little lady a norwegian slap, together with Ragnar

Norwegian backdraft 

When you surprise anal some one, and they projectile shit all over you
Sorry love, that's called a Norwegian backdraft

Norwegian Backflip 

Right before ejaculation, you grab her, flip her body backwards till she is facing downwards and cum in her ass
Me: “Me and your mom did a Norwegian Backflip last night dude.”
A great way to express that you don’t want to see her face

Norwegian rain dance 

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.
“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”