norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

Kryppin (Norwegian)

Et lite sted/Et lite hus.

Kryppin (Norwegian): Jeg eier bare et lite hus.

by whoopwhooop May 2, 2011

Norwegian backdraft

When you surprise anal some one, and they projectile shit all over you

Sorry love, that's called a Norwegian backdraft

by Illkhemist July 3, 2021

norwegian hangover

When one has a day filled with back-to-back meetings and bureaucracy, leaving you with no time to get your work done and absolutely exhausted

Hey Tom, can we pair on this code exploration?

Sorry man, my Wednesday's looking like one big Norwegian hangover.
Did you make that term up?
Maybe almost certainly.

by Ok tastes like mango January 12, 2022

Norwegians [chords]

Norwegians fiords Chords

That saxophone player really knows his Norwegians chords
A common expression among jazz improvisers, popularised by jazz saxophonist Ronnie Scott.

by Bugsy August 24, 2017

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 3, 2014