Charlie Kirked

When someone blows their load on your neck and fall backwards.

She bumped her head on the wall when she got Charlie Kirked

by I_goodcocks September 13, 2025

Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek

(When a bird is anoying)
“Kirk off” Crow!

by The_horlzon May 17, 2025

Kirk

Someone who wears Jordan’s and is quiet at school. He has some cool friends that live in his neighborhood and he talks to them. Kirk is quiet but once you start talking to him he will talk to you. He is chill and neutral. He is a relaxed easygoing person so he is a great friend. He is likely to go ballin at the old basketball court or is a wide receiver for his Junior or high school football team. He loves his family. Kirk has worked hard for a good life.

Kirk! What’s up bro! “ A yo, I’m fine and relaxed” .

by Neutral guy 120 December 13, 2021

Kinky Kirk

A 7 foot giant that adores a bit of catheter play.

Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.

Old mate is a bit of a kinky kirk

by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023

Kirk

A blowjob. Named after American political pundit Charlie Kirk and his assassination, it is a play on the already existing slang "neck," which is the part of his body which was struck by a bullet.

Friend: "Bro where were you after the party?"

Me: "My fault bro, this fine shit I met was givin me Kirk in the basement."

by kirkcobain November 6, 2025

Kirke Svigter

Lukas04power

Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.

by Hoeghz October 16, 2017

Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025