PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle
by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021
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time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.
Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.
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Thug Jumper

A woman who is attracted to thugs. Thugs can be White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or any race for that matter. Thug jumpers see thugs as an opportunity to fix someone to feel morally right, but usually end up in a domestic violence situation, cheated on, raped and sometimes even killed. After their traumatic experience, they will take to social media to complain about how trashy men are, failing to realize their own flaws in their tastes of men.
Steve: Hey John, did you ask Rebecca out?

John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.

Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?

John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.

Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
by Cxent February 17, 2021
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Jumper

Jumper: a person inclined to make impulsive (though not necessarily bad) decisions. A person who decides quickly, then, without hesitation, is all in. Related to the concept of jumping from a ledge (which is a self-destructive version), a jumper is decisive, intuitive, and unwilling to live less than full on.
She's a jumper, you know. When she fell in love with him, she fell hard, no turning back.
by Sister Nich August 31, 2019
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Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.
How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.
by Glockerfied July 9, 2022
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