Sex Hat

Peter has a very hood Sex Hat

Marine find's the Sex Hat really fucking hot, and she would fuck him in an instant, if he pulls up in the Sex Hat

by sadboiluke September 19, 2020

flap hat

A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.

(A flap hat walks by.)

-Dude, check out that flap hat!

-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!

by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

hat-headed

adjective: the condition of ones hair after removing a hat that has been worn for some time.

I needed to comb my hair because removing my hat left me all hat-headed and disheveled.

by Howard Cook January 1, 2006

The Mexican Hat

Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.

I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.

by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011

green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife

MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

bj hat

When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.

When katie gives chris a blowjowksi she is comforted by a class bj hat during the act.

by the mad bj hatter July 10, 2014

hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018