eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

MIC

A word used to describe a black man that is not native to the United States aka Made In China or a black man that cheats because black men don't cheat.

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Woman 1: My black boyfriend just cheated on me
Woman 2: That sounds like a MIC and not a black man

by TALyt October 6, 2020

Adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them

guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Mic

The funnier person you will ever know

J: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know”

“Funniest”
E: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know too”
J: “Stfu”

by Michael with an A December 16, 2021

MIC

Stands for "Made In Chelsea" referring to the television program

"Oh, you're going to bluebird for lunch? Very MIC"

by clre_t November 22, 2018

no mic

an excuse made by pre-pubescent kids or by people not comfortable voice chatting so they don't have to voice chat

1: "hey mate, join vc!"
2: "i got no mic"
1: "sure you don't"

by bartekrabit August 24, 2020

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015