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Get the Ninja break mug.A person with the ability to insert thoughts or ideas into another's head that does not cause immediate, but rather long term lingering mental anguish, usually having comedic value.
Walk up to someone. Look at them thoughtfully for a moment. Sing, "I've got a golden ticket." Walk away. BAM, you're a brain ninja.
by River City Smokers January 17, 2008
Get the brain ninja mug.A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
by xd-40 February 27, 2005
Get the mall ninja mug.When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event and escape without detection.
by J. B. Trevor March 2, 2008
Get the Ninja Bagging mug.A game played by a group of people where everyone is in a circle striking a ninja pose. the goal is to hit someone elses hand in one solid, quick ninja movement. The opposing players can dodge your hit with one solid, quick ninja move. You cannot have your hands behind your back and you can only get people out by hitting their wrist or hand. The game is played until there is one person left.
by rayraybrown August 13, 2010
Get the Ninja Destruction mug.When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.
Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!
by CookieCookieCookieMonster July 10, 2010
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A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.
by [Alea] August 17, 2006
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