negative dick

a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.

Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."

by TDoc January 12, 2009

Negative Nathan

When your playing an online video game and someone on your team or the other team is consistantly having a negative Kill/Death Ratio, weather it be a friend, or the noob your pawning, or both. As a result in them always being negative you can call them a Negative Nathan. They also usually think they are the shit at the game they are playing, which is most often the opposite. Term works best if your friends name happens to be Nathan.

Dude stop trying so hard at the game and just play you Negative Nathan

by Small Splash August 17, 2009

nagitosexual

nagitosexual is an a-spec identity that describes someone who only feels sexual/romantic attraction to nagito komaeda who they're sure they can never be in a relationship with. and imagining a date eating hope and hating despair.

Person A: i'm nagitosexual, sorry i can't be with you
Person B: sorry, you say what?
Person A: i'm nagitosexual.
Person: uh chile anyways so..

by memenmon November 8, 2020

Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.

You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"

by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008

Negatorical

noun. A rhetorical question, to which the answer is always "no"

-You're crazy for running across that street! Do you want to get killed?!?!
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question.

by Schematic23 September 15, 2010

Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

negativist

Someone who stands up for the rights of pessimistic people.

Bill: "Oh my god John is such a pessimist, I really hate him."

Geoffrey: "You need to be quiet, pessimists are freaking amazing."

Did you know: William is a negativist, he believes in the right of pessimistic people.

by Loki von Asgard August 26, 2014