nappy arse

Someone who claims to have a big arse but in reality it’s painful to look at.

That Kurt Dillion fella has a huge fucking nappy arse

by Bupppp January 16, 2020

nappy crugout

An anus completely covered in hair. The sister term of 'Nappy Dugout'.

Damn Homie, I was rimming this guy the other day and my tongue got caught up in his nappy crugout.

by CuntsieFuckle June 11, 2017

nappy bits

Mostly used with our Caribbean brethern .Self explanatory.. Pubic hair or pubic area. Male or female genitals.

Come let me fuck your nappy bits.

by Ayo Vick January 11, 2017

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.

Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.

by EEN12 April 2, 2017

Nappie

A shorter nap, that is between 20mins - 2 hours

Hey zoe, lets take a nappie before our test starts because boy am I exhausted !

by Zoe Zito April 18, 2018

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.

If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019