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Nuclear Salmon

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.
"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".
by Splet August 10, 2017
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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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nuclear excursion

A euphemism for an accident or screw-up at a nuclear power plant.
Power-plant manager: "Yeah, we had a nuclear excursion last night..."

Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."
by o_alquimista January 3, 2022
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jeff nuclear

It's simple a Jeff that acquired nuclear power. It's also a Porn stage name.
Hey did you saw Jeff Nuclear last movie?
by panickzzz June 6, 2017
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Nuclear bomb

look a Nuclear bomb

well i guess i am going to FUCKING DIE
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Nuclear Horsepiss

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce
"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"
by MrMattz February 14, 2018
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