Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.

"Well, Congratulations! Thats lovely news!"

by Krkič February 14, 2019

Cameron Wells

a dude that has a colossal penis, which is hidden behind copious amounts of pubic hair. He loves taking a finger up his ass, but be careful, because if the finger isn’t far enough, Cameron will be unsatisfied. if Cameron Wells is unsatisfied, he will drill a hole through your testicles with a heavy duty drill.

omg, that man just drilled a hole in fred’s nutsack, his name must be Cameron Wells

by icedoutboiii September 2, 2021

well creamy

A positive description on the looks of one girl. (Pronounced well... cree - mee)

She's well creamy.

by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

Well, doggy!

An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies

(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 4, 2023

Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.

Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021