Me: *doing some shit I’m not supposed to be doing.*
Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”
Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.
Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”
Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
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"Jesus christ Bob is such a narcie"
"fr didnt he fake trip over a stuffed giraffe for attention"
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by Rocket 😼 April 27, 2023
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A narcisizee is a victim of narcissistic manipulation; i.e., a person giving megalomanic / narcissistic supply to a megalomaniac. If the state of being a narcisizee continues for a considerabe period of time, it eventually ends up with said narcisizee becoming an echoist, a person robbed of their individuality and personality.
by nigerianwut April 29, 2023
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Person 1: “A woman was arrested for obtaining birth control.”
Person 2: “Ugh that sucks. How did she get caught?”
Person 1: “Facebook turned over private messages between her and her mother to the police.”
Person 2: “Fuck you Narc Zuckerberg!”
Person 2: “Ugh that sucks. How did she get caught?”
Person 1: “Facebook turned over private messages between her and her mother to the police.”
Person 2: “Fuck you Narc Zuckerberg!”
by Supercoolsome July 26, 2023
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Dude that’s weird stop acting narcicestic.
Stop being so narcicestual you creep.
Dude that’s weird stop acting narcicestic.
Stop being so narcicestual you creep.
by UndeadPinecone July 25, 2024
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A term for someone who gets called a "narcissist" just because they prioritize their own needs, but who might be autistic and simply navigating the world in a way that neurotypicals (allistics) don’t fully get. People with narci-tistic tendencies might come off as self-focused, but it’s more about them managing sensory overload, social challenges, or the double empathy problem—where their communication style doesn’t always click with others. Instead of being selfish, they’re just living in a world that wasn’t designed with their brain in mind. So, before you slap the "narcissist" label on someone, maybe consider they’re just narci-tistic—a unique blend of misunderstood awesomeness.
A term for someone who gets called a "narcissist" just because they prioritize their own needs, but who might be autistic and simply navigating the world in a way that neurotypicals (allistics) don’t fully get. People with narci-tistic tendencies might come off as self-focused, but it’s more about them managing sensory overload, social challenges, or the double empathy problem—where their communication style doesn’t always click with others. Instead of being selfish, they’re just living in a world that wasn’t designed with their brain in mind. So, before you slap the "narcissist" label on someone, maybe consider they’re just narci-tistic—a unique blend of misunderstood awesomeness.
Before you accuse me of being self-absorbed, maybe you should consider that I’m just narci-tistic—I need my space to recharge, not because I’m full of myself, but because my brain is wired differently.
Jane’s not being rude or aloof, she’s just narci-tistic—she needs time to process things in her own way, which sometimes looks a bit different from what you’re used to.
Jane’s not being rude or aloof, she’s just narci-tistic—she needs time to process things in her own way, which sometimes looks a bit different from what you’re used to.
by Love Deep August 16, 2024
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