Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

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nappy crugout

An anus completely covered in hair. The sister term of 'Nappy Dugout'.

Damn Homie, I was rimming this guy the other day and my tongue got caught up in his nappy crugout.

by CuntsieFuckle June 11, 2017

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Nappie

A shorter nap, that is between 20mins - 2 hours

Hey zoe, lets take a nappie before our test starts because boy am I exhausted !

by Zoe Zito April 18, 2018

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Nappy Hoe Tribe

A woman or hoe of low standing in the hood. Crack whore or toothless meth whores are all said to have originated from the Nappy Hoe Tribe.

Man that hoe must have ancestors that come from the Nappy Hoe Tribe.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

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Nappy Sas

commonly used when describing a nasty, very large, hairy female who may resembele a sasquatch. It is also good to describe a girl with an ugly, nappy, cheap weave in her hair.

"Ew, did you see that girl over there? What a nappy sas."

"You should have seen my teacher, she was the biggest nappy sas i've ever seen."

by Heather iz Limbo May 8, 2007

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