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Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023
mugGet the Slappy Crappy No-Nappymug.

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.
Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.
by EEN12 April 2, 2017
mugGet the nappinessmug.

Nappie whappie

When a female produces fecal matter into a pot then urinates into said pot and a man ejaculates into the pot adds water and then boiled until it is a smooth liquid.. then said liquid is rubbed all over the 2 people’s bodies and used as lube
Me and John made a nappie whappie last night I was the best
by Therealworderer April 3, 2022
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nappy cake

I don't wann go down on no nappy cake!
by wallykoks January 1, 2016
mugGet the nappy cakemug.

NAPPY HEADED BITCH

Someone whos takes lots of naps. It's an amelioration. A word with a derogatory past and making it positive!
I take lots of naps. My wife calls me a nappy headed bitch!
by Xxxxooos August 17, 2022
mugGet the NAPPY HEADED BITCHmug.

Nappie

A shorter nap, that is between 20mins - 2 hours
Hey zoe, lets take a nappie before our test starts because boy am I exhausted !
by Zoe Zito April 18, 2018
mugGet the Nappiemug.

nappy bits

Mostly used with our Caribbean brethern .Self explanatory.. Pubic hair or pubic area. Male or female genitals.
by Ayo Vick January 11, 2017
mugGet the nappy bitsmug.

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