Grimes Musk

The smell of pubic hair on a man after burning man.

Did you smell grimes musk on that dude when he walked by.? He is going to have trouble entering the default world.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 1, 2021

three muskafucks

trio that are fuckers.

look at the three muskafucks

by Crippy Cuh December 12, 2021

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023

Elon Musk Twitter

A weird Twitter page full of dumb polls and stuff

Elon Musk Twitter page is weird

by ninanoelle March 24, 2023

Load my musket

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.

(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?

by gunny815 February 12, 2015

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016