ketchup and mustard

What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.

Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.

by Mr. Q45 June 12, 2017

Mustard Boy

A dude with a deep and passionate appreciation for mustard.

Atrioc: I guess my favorite condiment would have to be mustard.
Twitch chat: Damn right, MUSTARD BOY!

by meteoridian July 1, 2021

MUSTARD

A gold stripe commonly accompanied by a diamond white wall stripe on automotive tires called "Vouges"

"I got the mustard and the mayo with fifteen inch tru-spokes dogg"

by Jacob Valentino April 18, 2004

mustard job

Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.

Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job

by John Paul jr February 27, 2008

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Butt Mustard

The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.

How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!

by Dan Lyons December 28, 2008

Mustard Face

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009