muddy crutch

when you get a dirty dick after anal sex

"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"

by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008

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Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013

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Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina

Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night

by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014

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muddy paw

During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face

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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.

by Boomer5798 November 27, 2013

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In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.

She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.

by T.$. November 30, 2016

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