muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out

Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.

by davekriz January 19, 2008

muddy paw

During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face

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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.

by Boomer5798 November 27, 2013

muddy maytag

when you take a poop in someones washer machine!

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!

by Retunda April 20, 2010

Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.

John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.

by WrongForLife August 29, 2019

Muddy Slipslide

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.

OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide

by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010

Muddy Lizard

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex

The definition of "muddy lizard"

by Analfun2 July 8, 2012