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mosher

Someone who knows they are, not thinks they are just because someone said so.
Mosher 1: Check that girl there

Girl: YEAH I'M A MOSHER :)!!

Mosher 2: Ummm no you're not. Name one good band.

Girl: Uhhh Paramore?

Mosher 2: WRONG!! Fucking Scene Kid.
by your face isn't nice August 24, 2008
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Mosher

Prehistoric rocker.
Before depression, drainpipes and emo, there was light-heartedness, baggy jeans and moshers.

These were people who listened to a wide variety of rock music, but weren't particularly interested in fashion. Playing guitar out of genuine interest and skateboarding among teenage moshers was very common, unlike today, where many are too self-conscious to attempt any sport activity.

Attire can include anything from casual everyday wear, to So-Cal statements such as dickies shorts and high socks a-la Blink 182, to baggy hoodies and jeans, often with chains attached. Skinny jeans had not yet been invented.

Genuinely want to have a good time whilst moshing and headbanging in the 'mosh pit', hence where the word 'mosher' originated. Generally open-minded, fun, and nice people, always up for a party, often have many 'mosher' friends. Are indifferent to dirt and greasiness. Hate labelling or stereotypes. Only known enemies are jerks, chavs, neds and council estate working class pyromaniacs.

Most popular from the early-mid 1990's to early 2000's.
Extinct by about 2002.
Chav: 'See that mosher, mate! F*ckin' goth freak, like! Oi, turn around before I break you're f*ckin' jaw with me kappas, like!'

Mosher:...
by Axlsucksballs January 15, 2010
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an intense Suday-long mitzvah whose crowning glory is punctuated by kavetching and occasional sly-byes

Yiddish term for a quarter pounder with cheese

**see schmitzle-schmazle
"Oy! That mohel bohel was amazing! Mazel tov bitches!!"
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Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.
"Why are you such a banana masher?!"
by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005
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mohead

Getting road head while driving a moped
"That nigs getting mohead"
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Mashed Potatoes

When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.
1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!

Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!

Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!

Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!

2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.

3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
by aspman November 28, 2009
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