Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012

moron

Redneck word for "more on".

Frankie went to the sammich shop and noticed his sammich is lacking toppings as they dressed it. He yells "hey moron!". They responded with "we'll have to charge extra".

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 9, 2022

mount moron

A hypothetical mountain that you have to climb just to learn the right words in order to know what you want to search for.

And now I have to climb my way up mount moron again 🙄

by Title March 9, 2020

moron

idiot :Einstein the physist who was stupid enough to think light was the fastest moving thin in the universe.

light is the fastest thing in the universe. ..yes i am a moron

by cadick5 September 26, 2011

Moron ass

A step up above being just a moron and an idiot.

You, my dear friend, are an moron ass.

by [e-mail] July 29, 2011

Moron

A person so stupid that they climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side. Another example is a person that cant wrap their head around the fact to not be stupid.

Man 1: My god man stop jumping off crap you moron
Man 2: But I need to beat the world record of jumping off an object... The Grand Canyon.

by apersonhuman February 27, 2018

moron-itchka

A Russian moron. Someone who disregards other people and rules in general.

Mitch: Why you tryin to cut the line?
Sasha: Vat do you mean? Me was here.
Mitch: No you weren't....you moron-itchka.
Sasha: Why you say dis?
Mitch: Because you're a dumb Russian with no respect.

by Martita Papita July 9, 2010