Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020

morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."

Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.

by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020

Miracle Bowl

When you leave multiple strains of weed keef sit in a grinder for 6 months then scrape it out and smoke it.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, you wanna smoke a miracle bowl?"
Guy 2: "Let's keef our lungs."

by CGering July 7, 2020

miracle

fandom. best fandom on earth, full of magnificent people

i love "miracle"
"miracle" always be there for oh my girl

by jihocatgirl December 10, 2020

Miracle (The Informant)

Special spy in the hospital that provides intel on Majestic Arch's situations. Once Arch's emergencies are over, she delves back into the shadows of... Zootopia, never to be seen again. (Except when Arch's emergencies happen again). Likes ice cream. And... the sloth in Zootopia.

Miracle (The Informant) is literally a miracle.

by requiem_reaper April 12, 2021

Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.

Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!

by StringsEh April 18, 2021

Morale

Something people don't really need boosted. Getting people's hopes up is fucking with their heads. Every place in the world being more like Vegas or Disney World wouldn't be a long term morale boost, it would be bullshit. In reality, there's already plenty to be happy about in day to day life without somebody trying to boost people's morale or fuck with their heads.

Morale is something some people toy with, and call it boosting, when really people don't need that kind of thing to get by.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021