A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023
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1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010
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Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
Get the monkey-womb mug.When a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting shagged silly. Her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. When faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.
Nicky: Hey Amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!
Amanda: Nah, I don´t think so.
Nicky: Why not? Are you off home to jump the monkey?
Amanda: Yeah, I am fucking gagging for it.
Nicky: Crikey!!
by FurbyFuck10 November 26, 2015
Get the jump the monkey mug.The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment
NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?
NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?
NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed
by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018
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