Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.

Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard

by filmycoating December 9, 2008

Moosetard

An amazingly good looking human being who is particularly superior at sports.

Person highly talented at whatever they do

You can only dream of being a Moosetard

by Moosetard15 September 24, 2010

Molestare

A molestare is that awkward, shiver inducing look that you may get from that creepy child molester looking guy on a train or a bus, or just some creep on the street. Generally, a Molestache will enhance the creepyness of this stare.

That guy over there is giving me the creepiest molestare ever! I wish he would stop. Can you walk in to work with me?

by Jurgen Von Bunn January 18, 2009

moleturtle

a dumb kid who is pretty awesome at sports and is a partial ginger

look at that moleturtle go

by uuuuuu1111uuuuu1111112 April 30, 2011

moleetov cocktail

A mixed-drink consisting of Coca-Cola, Starbucks Frappacino, Scotch, and 5-hour ENERGY.

Excuse me kind sir, would you please mix me up a moleetov cocktail right quick?

by Finnbacca December 2, 2011

molestment

The act of gayly touching your sons butt

Kari stop Touching my butt I will not take this molestment

by Troop111 May 24, 2017

Molester Moon

-is the alias that my former molester went by

-Is a moon that looks very "molestery", I can be summoned by sending the molester moon emoji 3 times to a person via text message

I just got molested by molester moon

by Zamozugs April 7, 2022