Mochasun

A fiery pulsing mocha whipped with cream (lol) That ejaculates
(Only on tuesdays) to hat of win's and confused flamingos.

Mochasuns sometimes (but rarely) explodes with ball hair and diminishes with the grunt birthday party sound.

Want to come get a Mochasun with me?" "Nah, Im going to the mall with my other friends.

by Confused Flamingo October 27, 2011

mochop

spin on the more traditional "chop" facial hair style and enigmatic mohawk;
a hairstyle in which all the hair on the head and face is shaved off except for a stripe on either side of the face between the ear and mouth- which has been rigidly spiked outward with as much gel as exists.
not a very functional hair arrangement but we can only hope that it will catch on. might also be functional as a face shield.
first defined by webcomic surviving the world

Jonathan seems confused as to what century he's living in- he was rocking a mochop this morning. he either needs some serious facial protection or he stuck his finger in an outlet.

by Vanderhouvvven February 3, 2012

Mochanugget

A concentrated, solid form of Santorum, commonly found in the form of a nugget.

I found a mochanugget in my bedroom last night, I think my boyfriend might be gay.

by Nilohtid September 19, 2012

Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster

Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya

by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012

Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.

This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.

by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013

mochick

When better girls team up to rule

over the worse girls.

My mochick is better than anyone else's

by Kakana April 26, 2014

mochi chin

The act of biting your partner's chin because it looks and feels like mochi.

I want some mochi chin (starts to bite chin).

by 사이먼 May 16, 2014