Minecraft 

A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now there’s cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900’s. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who can’t get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now it’s not like it should be, a sandbox game that should’ve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016

I wish we could go back to the golden age of Minecraft.

Minecraft by Harry Pero Test Ease June 3, 2019

Minecraft 

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft

12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again

Minecraft by Okgamerbro9001 July 28, 2019

minecraft 

a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas

i love minecraft

minecraft by oofnite October 21, 2019

Minecraft 

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

Minecraft by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020

Minecraft 

Was cool 9 years ago then pewds made epic again. BUT LAZARBEAM DID IT FIRST YOU MOTHER FUC-

Minecraft is pretty cool

Minecraft by epik Yello May 2, 2020

Minecraft 

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(

Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!

Minecraft by Stop_It July 12, 2020

Minecraft 

a meme game that people make fun of because its fucking bad ass

bully:people who play Minecraft are faggots
other person: I WILL FUCKING CURB SROMP YOU

Minecraft by Some five year old April 1, 2017