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Michael

little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.
ME: you know that bitch named michael?
Them: hate that guy
Me: ikr his sister has a fatass tho
by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL
It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
by joz321 June 16, 2022
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Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay
by lolololl:) August 7, 2021
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Michael

Michael beat me at fortnite and now works at justin.inc
by anonymous January 24, 2021
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Michael

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I Michaeled to the Michael of Michael’s Michael
by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021
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michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to
hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever
by puppyslvt March 10, 2022
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Michael

Greatest guy every. Super hot and smart. Very nice to people he likes. Doesnt like fake people. Greatest bae you could ever have.
Did you see him. Yeah. Who is he. Michael. He sure is hot.
by XxsummiexX December 12, 2020
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