Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

MIC

A word used to describe a black man that is not native to the United States aka Made In China or a black man that cheats because black men don't cheat.

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Woman 1: My black boyfriend just cheated on me
Woman 2: That sounds like a MIC and not a black man

by TALyt October 6, 2020

MIC

Stands for "Made In Chelsea" referring to the television program

"Oh, you're going to bluebird for lunch? Very MIC"

by clre_t November 22, 2018

Mic up

Black fishing people on roblox with korblox and headless and more tht will pack u until u cry like a lil baby or lag until they die so yea😀

Black1: Yo mic up foo
Black2:Bet my discord is taskmask#1499 (add me)

by itsziyahhh November 11, 2021

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015

mic cuck'd (mc'd)

to be fooled into thinking an acquaintance is shy/untalented at karaoke, only to have them susan boyle your ass

"man i got fucking mic cuck'd (mc'd), friken rami belted out zombies so hard that delores o'riordan would be proud"

by d42069 June 23, 2023