Messiah

Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.

Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."

Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!

by default013 December 22, 2008

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by AllegraD- July 8, 2005

Messianic Jew

An Ethnically-Patrilineal and/or -Matrilineal Jew who believes that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News").

A Messianic Jew does not necessarily keep all 613 mitzvot in the Torah, may not hold the Talmud as part of the Jewish Bible, and may be a member of a church as opposed to a Messianic shul or synagogue. Also called "Jews for Jesus", Messianic Jews are often targeted for persecution by Antimissionaries such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

Messiah College

A Christian College outside of Harrisburg. Messiah is "diverse" in the fact that they have a few minorities. Messiah College is a place for community. This statement boils down to two words, COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Messiah builds community in their dorms, classrooms, and classes. From the community covenant to the community unit on CCC, students are surrounded by community. Did I mention that Messiah College is big on community?

Messiah College's Community Covenant, Created and Called for Community at Messiah College, Worship Crommunity at Messiah College, Community Service through Messiah College, Grantham Community Garden at Messiah College

by livin in community March 24, 2010

Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting)

Text messaging that is sexually motivated.

There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):

Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”

Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”

Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”

by stallion10 January 12, 2009

message interruptis

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.

I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.

by Dina Di Stefano April 3, 2006

I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004