The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
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Definition:
1. Being divided into two (duo) equal portions.
2. Split evenly into halves (metades).
3. Distributing something equally between two (duo) recipients.
4. Comprising half of an entire unit or amount.
Significance:
• It defines even divisions.
• It emphasizes symmetry and equality.
• It identifies balanced partitions.
• It avoids irregular pronunciations.
• It simplifies descriptions of bisection.
• It improves clarity in measurements.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "half."
Adverb: medie
Singular noun: metade
Plural noun: metades
Definition:
1. Being divided into two (duo) equal portions.
2. Split evenly into halves (metades).
3. Distributing something equally between two (duo) recipients.
4. Comprising half of an entire unit or amount.
Significance:
• It defines even divisions.
• It emphasizes symmetry and equality.
• It identifies balanced partitions.
• It avoids irregular pronunciations.
• It simplifies descriptions of bisection.
• It improves clarity in measurements.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "half."
Adverb: medie
Singular noun: metade
Plural noun: metades
Examples:
• "Dividing the pie medie ensured fairness."
• "Medie distribution of resources eliminates inequality."
• "Mathematics introduces the concept of medie splits."
• "Cookbooks recommend measuring ingredients medie for accurate recipes."
• "Symmetry in architecture reflects medie principles."
• "Dividing the pie medie ensured fairness."
• "Medie distribution of resources eliminates inequality."
• "Mathematics introduces the concept of medie splits."
• "Cookbooks recommend measuring ingredients medie for accurate recipes."
• "Symmetry in architecture reflects medie principles."
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The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.
Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.
by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012
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