McCuen

The large cat or reptile that has been roaming the UK since the Lords and Lairds of large country estates imported it from abroad

Hey look! I see the McCuen! Is that a cat or a reptile?

I don't know, but it was imported from the Lords and Lairds of large country estates!

by bbbbmmmm26 April 9, 2010

mccurd

Mccurd I when you stick your dick in the McDonald soft serve machine and put it in a cup and drink it

"Where is Frank at"
"In the back making a mccurd"

by C4RT00NZ November 6, 2020

knobhead mccuntface

A term for somone who is a knob, a cunt and is ugly

"Do you know Shane"
"Do you mean knobhead mccuntface

by TheBanterLamp January 21, 2017

Cunty McCuntface

An Irish cunt with class.

A classy person with superbly asshole qualities.

Bob: "Mate, you're a cunt!"
Jenny: "That's Cunty McCuntface to you! Peasant."

by Pinkerbelle May 9, 2018

Freddie Mercury

Literately the best singer ever.
Better than Lil Nas X, Rick Roll, Adele, Maroon 5, The Jonas Bros, etc.

Freddie Mercury is a singer

by Deafen Nation Defenition November 23, 2019

That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.

Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!

by Spoonular November 13, 2009

mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".

Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"

by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006