Meat bag

A condom.

Before I jumped into the sack with my hooker, I made sure I put on a meat bag.

by B-rad-izzle February 27, 2010

polish meatball

Spreading someone's asshole like a pollack and a shoving cock inside.

Sully gave dave the old polish meatball.

by gudo20 March 12, 2010

meatball

A person who feels extreme jealousy towards another person for any reason. Also known as a hater.

I can't wait to bust these meatballs heads with my new Louie.

by Brenus Williter May 13, 2005

meatwagon

ambulance weouw weouw

haha MEATWAGON!

by ihatebyron.com April 18, 2004

swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.

pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!

by iaquinta June 6, 2007

swedish meatballs

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.

My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.

by Bekimz March 11, 2007

Erie Meatball Sandwich

A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.

Bunny Teeters was in the mood for something a little exciting, so Butch Putchy decided to spice things up by giving her an Erie Meatball Sandwich and knocked out three of her teeth.

by Frank Stoosh August 24, 2009