Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts

My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!

by EggFucker003 November 05, 2019

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Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

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Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

by Granmeyer August 11, 2018

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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019

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